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Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;

Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.

George Carlin (via damn-peasants)

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via unshaped)

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You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have to rise up and say, ‘I don’t care how hard this is, I don’t care how disappointed I am, I’m not going to let this get the best of me. I’m moving on with my life. Your Best Life Now (Joel Osteen)

(Source: psych-facts, via mermaidsswimwithkillerwhales)

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once.

Midnight thoughts (sometimes I’m a mess)

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via alilnarcotix)

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